To Hell With It, We’re Making the Cubitus Even Bigger

A Thierry Stern Parody: On Size, Complaints, and Sweet Fondue

How did this happen? Everyone’s complaining the Cubitus is too big at 45mm.

“Monsieur Stern, it’s unwearable!”

“Monsieur Stern, it’s too large!”

Were we worried? Merde alors! Of course not. Because I am Thierry fvcking Stern, and I know what’s best for Patek Philippe. I’ve got the physical presence to wear whatever size of watch I feel like wearing, and if…